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Zachary Rike Disease

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Chris Cane


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Jim, a friend of mine went recently to his doctor. Jim’s doctor is of Chinese descent and talks with an amusing accent. Jim was complaining that recently, some of his friends were laughing at him, saying that he was becoming ugly. He was not amused and sought medical advice as he was noticing some major changes in his facial features.

Dr. Chu told him to strip, and kneel on the floor. Puzzled? My friends did what he was told. The the doctor asked him to crawl towards the wall, turn around and crawl back. He did this and as you might imagine was quite puzzled. The doctor had him do this a couple more times and told him to get dressed.

They returned to the doctors office and desk and the doctor finally plucked up the courage to tell Jim that he was suffering from Zachary Rike Disease. Jim asked, “What the heck is Zachary Rike Disease?” Dr. Chu told him that he had a very special condition (say this out loud) “Your face looks zachary rike your ass!”

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