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Home » Humor » Women have turned men into Whys. Examples Follow!

Women have turned men into Whys. Examples Follow!

Posted on August 26, 2014 by Chris Cane

Why-Guy-Dollarphotoclub_56728828(Smaller)The Why’s of Men

  1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)
    .
  2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don’t have enough time)
    .
  3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don’t stop to ask directions)
    .
  4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
    .
    (You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
    .
  5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)
    .
  6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
    .
  7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don’t know…..it never happened)
    .
    (C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
    .
    And the personal favorite:
  8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
    .

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