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Home » Humor » Who Spanked Me Till I Was Red?

Who Spanked Me Till I Was Red?

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Chris Cane

 

When me prayers were poorly said
 Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me ass was red,

SPANKED_image001Me Mudder! 

SPANKED_image002Who took me from me cozy cot 
And put me on the ice cold pot 
And made me pee when I could not,

SPANKED_image003Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come 
And in me crib me dribbled some 
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum, 

SPANKED_image004Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part 
And hug me gently to her heart 
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart, 
                                                                   
SPANKED_image005Me Mudder! 

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit 

When in me Sunday pants me shit, 

Me Mudder! 

SPANKED_image006When at night her bed did squeak 
Me raised me head to have a peek 
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

SPANKED_image007Me Fadder!

  !!!!!!!!!

SPANKED_image008  A guy named Tim Scuba – Sent me this!

SPANKED_image009

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