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Home » My Life » What would you say to a naked person?

What would you say to a naked person?

Posted on May 29, 2014 by Chris Cane

Well I’ve been stealing again! This time from John Kinde a Humor Specialist in Las Vegas NJ See https://www.humorpower.com/blog/2014/05/joke-contest-results-naked-person

Apparently the Toastmasters group run a contest each month and in May of 2014

The Dance

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The question put out was “What To Say to a Naked Person”
  • ** FIRST PLACE ** I can give you clothes, but no cigar. Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinios
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  • ** SECOND PLACE ** Golly, Pat, I thought you were a guy. Sandy Kampner, Evergreen Park, Illinois
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  • ** THIRD PLACE ** Sorry. Most of the group wants to keep the air conditioning on. David Novick, Dayton, Ohio

HONORABLE MENTIONS (In random order)

  • You look more naked in person.
  • You look good in that birthday suit.
  • We can’t serve you unless you’re wearing shoes and a shirt.
  • I’m trying to imagine you with your clothes on.
  • President Truman, is it true that the buck naked stops here?
  • Great monologue, John, but why such a large lectern?
  • I’m from Missouri, the Show ME state.
  • You must be the Emperor.
  • I hear nude is the new black.
  • That’s a great way to save money at the health club. You don’t need to rent a locker.
  • You’ve been taken to the cleaners again.
  • The doctor will see you now. Literally.
  • Yes, this is a nudist camp, but we usually dress for dinner.
  • You’re dressed appropriately, but the Medical Examiner only sees dead people.
  • You obviously don’t know the meaning of a strip mall.
  • I can’t wait to see your magic act – what do you do for sleeves?
  • That outfit looks better on you than it would on me.
  • Are you the Streaker of the House?
  • You’re right. It is cold in here.
  • Barry?
  • I think the striped tie.
  • That’s what this country needs, more transparency.
  • They told me this town had some nice sights. They were right
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