A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ”
“What type of bra?” Asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?”
“Look around,” said the saleslady. She showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable!
“Actually, Even with all of this variety, There are really only Four types of bras to choose from .”
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
- The Catholic.
- The Salvation Army.
- The Presbyterian.
- The Baptist.
Which one would you prefer?”
Now totally befuddled, he asked about the differences between them.
She responded, “It is all really quite simple…”
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen.
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Random thoughts by Chris Cane
- I wonder which type has the cup that runneth over?
- I guess that bras are can be classed as stereotypes.
- Which one crosses your heart?
- In boot camp, do the ladies wear push-up bras?
When you are hunting for info on bras, funny shit shows up!
The new refractory bra lines for the Swedish female army girls are now flame retardant and affixed with pulleys, synch cables and other locking mechanisms so they do not come undone during exercise. The camouflage pixel design resembles a Nintendo game as to distract enemies into thinking it is game time.
I do wonder if they have bullet proof bras?