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Home » Humor » Things are not always as they appear!

Things are not always as they appear!

Posted on January 11, 2016 by Chris Cane

Perhaps this is why some people don’t fly?

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

She had flown this very flight before, the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, ‘Kathy, we will be in Sydney for nearly an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?’ Kathy replied, ‘No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.’

Picture this:
The PilotAll the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill. When they looked up and saw the pilot wearing dark sun-glasses walk off the plane with a guide dog!

I’m told that folks scattered! They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! Not all things are as they appear!

I probably should have called this post “Flying Blind”

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