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The true story of Easter

Posted on April 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

This is a tale of three ethnic people who were chatting over lunch one day and the following conversation ensued.

Ethnic Person Number One: “I love Easter as it’s the time of the year when we give eggs and small bunnies to the neighborhood kids who come knocking on our door saying Egg or Treat?”

Ethnic Person Number Two: “I have no idea where you are from but Easter is really the time of the year when the jolly little man in the orange and black suit comes up our drain and leaves chocolate gifts for our children.”

Ethnic Person Number Three: “Holy Cow, where are you two from? This is the time of the year when we remember that Jesus Christ, Our Lord was crucified, dead and buried and placed in a tomb. We all know that on the third day he moved the huge stone , the door of his tomb and he stepped out. He saw his shadow and disappeared for forty days and forty nights.”

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