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Home » Humor » The Teacher, The Kid and the Three Little Pigs

The Teacher, The Kid and the Three Little Pigs

Posted on November 1, 2013 by Chris Cane

3pigsSix year old kids think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’

The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think the man said?’

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…

‘I think the man would have said – ‘I’ll be a son of a bitch!! A talking pig!’

I’m told that the teacher had to leave the room.


 

I decided to give some more entertainment.

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One thought on “The Teacher, The Kid and the Three Little Pigs”

  1. Rick Quinn says:
    November 8, 2013 at 11:34 AM

    Mr. Cane it is a long time from the Bell in the early ’70s in Goose Bay.

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