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Home » Humor » The Mexican Navy Attacks the USA.

The Mexican Navy Attacks the USA.

Posted on May 7, 2014 by Chris Cane
Wednesday May 7, 2014
Dateline Miami:  US Navy greets Mexican Rowboat off Key West.
USA Destroyer

USA Destroyer

US Destroyer Captain: “AHOY Small Craft – Where are you headed?”

Rowboat

Mexican Cutter High Speed Attack Craft

The Mexican in the front of the rowboat: “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800’s.”

Chortles, Laughs, Snickers and Guffaws are heard from the Destroyer.

US Destroyer Captain: ” Just the four of you?”

The Mexican Leader: “Yes, we are the last four, the first Twenty Two Million are already in place.”

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