- Raising Cane
  • Home
  • Random Post
  • About
  • BUCOLIC SCENES
  • Offensive Stuff
    • Hi Google Commands
  • Videos
    • Just Kids
    • Opening Night
    • Just Kids – 1986 – June (Hockley Church)
    • Just Kids – Tribute – Final Show
    • 1989 Amy’s Grade School Graduation
    • The Full Duck
    • Summer 1987
    • M.I.S. Behavin – Michigan Speedway
    • Route 66 – Chicago to St. Louis
    • April Fools Day 2007
    • Saint Paddies Day 2007
  • Contact Me
Home » Humor » The Divorce

The Divorce

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Chris Cane
The Incompatible Elderly Couple

The Incompatible Elderly Couple

Muriel and Henry dropped in to see a mediator as they wanted a divorce but none of the lawyer on lawyer stuff they’d heard about. The mediator met them at the office door and guided them into two comfortable chairs and he proceeded.

Mediator: “You two do look a little long in the tooth, how long have you been married?”

Muriel: “We’ve been married for seventy-five years.”

Mediator: “Wow, may I ask how old you are?”

Henry: “Well Muriel’s ninety-three and I’m ninety-five.”

Mediator: “Why on earth do you want to divorce each other now?”

Henry: “We’ve talked about it for years, there’s no question, we are not compatible.”

Mediator: “I see. But why did you not do this earlier.”

Henry: “Well you see, we had to get married back then, if you know what I mean. Muriel was in the family way and there was a kid on the way. We did have a second kid a year or two later and we simply stayed married because of the kids.”

Mediator: “OK, but why now?”

Henry and Muriel in unison replied, “They’re dead!”

Share Button
Tweet

Share this:

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Print
  • Email
Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Pure Bullshit, Rare Miscellany |
« The Death of Common Sense and Profiles of Those Who Knew Him
Etch a Sketch vs Laptop »

Search Me

Select a Category

  • Amjo Related (2)
  • Bastards (2)
  • Computing (12)
  • Humor (322)
  • Might be true! (26)
  • My Life (220)
  • Pure Bullshit (10)
  • Rare Miscellany (105)
  • True Stuff (22)
  • Useful Stuff (16)

Got comments?

  • Rick Quinn on My Colonoscopy Journal
  • David Frederick Read on Introducing “The Goose”
  • Chris Cane on I stood by your bed last night.
  • Colleen on I stood by your bed last night.
  • Katy B on The Elopement of Chris and Cheryl
January 2023
M T W T F S S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Sep    

Stuff I said!

The contents of this blog and website are not designed to slander or hurt anybody of any race or creed. I sometimes laugh at myself or even a friend or five. If you feel you have been slighted in any way whatsoever, please let me know so I can change what was said.

Take a Gander At:

  • Offensive-stuff
  • A Bucolic-scene
  • Contact me at chris@canetech.com or my contact page.
  • Home
  • Random Post
  • About
  • BUCOLIC SCENES
  • Offensive Stuff
  • Videos
  • Contact Me
© - Raising Cane and Other Stuff