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Home » Humor » The Coffee, The Indian and The Buffalo! Oh yes I nearly forgot ‘And the Gun’

The Coffee, The Indian and The Buffalo! Oh yes I nearly forgot ‘And the Gun’

Posted on October 8, 2013 by Chris Cane

guns-and-coffeeAn Indian walks into Starbucks with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the server: “Tall, No Fat Latte Please.”

The barista who was listening says, “Sure. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall no-fat latte.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: “Tall, No Fat Latte Please.”

indian-happyThe waiter says “Whoa! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says, “I am training for position in Government, so I come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave shit for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

 

 

 

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