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Taurus Horoscope – What Bull Crap!

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Chris Cane

No Bull Shit

Today a friend posted his horror scope on FaceBook and he’s a Taurus just like me. I thought I’d spend a couple of minutes and check my horoscope at more than one website and I learned that I could pick the horoscope that I liked and discard the ones I dod not like.

What a load of Bull Crap!

Listed below, you’ll find my horoscope from several sources. Which one do you like best?

At: tarot.com
Saturday, Jun 18th, 2011
You may feel complacent with your life, making it difficult to motivate yourself even if you have a lot to do today. Thankfully, it’s easier to sustain your efforts after you finally get moving. But once you find your pace, you won’t want to slow down if someone gets in your way. Overreacting won’t help you make faster progress, so remember that there may be another point of view that you aren’t aware of yet.

At: calastrolgy.com
Your Horoscope for Saturday, June 18th
The world of imagination, fantasy, entertainment, or art holds more attraction for you. Go to a movie with a friend (or write your own!). You are more impressionable and open, but somewhat less precise and clear mentally.

At: zdaily.com
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Try not to let any irrational thoughts or worries bother you too much today. Your thinking could be a little hazy at the moment. You won’t really be communicating all that well right now either, and this could lead to a few messy misunderstandings if you’re not careful.

You should try to be a little wary of any information that’ll be coming your way today. And you really shouldn’t rely too much on the advice of others. Your intuition will be quite strong right now, and you should try to remember to listen to the wisdom of your own inner voice. Mantra: I will trust my own inner voice.

At: gotohoroscope.com
June 18, 2011
Steer clear of traffic lights. Credit expansion is well aspected due to a financial partnership. Call a long lost friend. A new romance may knock on your door.

At: cainer.com
Taurus, Saturday, 18 June 2011
Your Week Ahead: We like what we know. We know what we like. We even quite like what we know we don’t like because at least we know that we don’t like it and so, therefore, we don’t have to think too much about it. What we don’t much like is not knowing whether we will like something or not. You don’t know whether you will like what’s in store this week. Mars is leaving your sign. You’re about to get something that you’ve been striving for, yet which inwardly, secretly, you’re not sure you want. Will you like it? Will you understand what to do? You will if you trust yourself and resolve not to worry. Now, if you give me your date and place of birth and you’ll be amazed at what I can tell you about your past, your present and your future in a full horoscope reading… and right now there’s 20% off until the Solstice on June 21st

At: cafeastrology.com
June 18, 2011
Ideas can be tossed around today at a fast and furious pace, dear Taurus, and if you simply allow yourself to enjoy them instead of expecting any kind of permanency from them, then you’ll be a lot better off. It’s possible that you can reveal more about something than you ever planned to today, so you may want to watch what you say.

At: washingtonpost.com
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Sometimes when someone’s behavior rubs you the wrong way, the friction can be terrifically stimulating! Seek out contrary opinions today — for instance, talk Hollywood with the friend who loves that actor who really annoys you. Or sing the praises of your favorite sports team to a fan of its chief rival. You might even bring up the touchy subject of politics if you’re feeling particularly feisty. This day of fun conflict will keep you laughing, and keep you learning.

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