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Thank you for your advice and help.

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Chris Cane

As we approach the end of another month – I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, True Stuff | Tags: Al Qaeda, Cling Wrap, driving, Neiman Marcus, Penny Brown, Violin Spider |

Jeff Foxworthy’s Take On Canada

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Chris Cane

Well, Mr. Foxworthy does not really take on Canada but he does seem to understand us. Eh? This blog is created, edited and managed as well as masticated,  by a British Born Canadian living in the USA. Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians during a recent appearance at Caesars in Windsor,

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Blizzard, Canada, driving, Jeff Foxworthy, Seasons, Snow |

Pet Peeves – A very long list.

Posted on January 6, 2013 by Chris Cane

Got Peeves? – I do! Some of these are yours, some are mine and many were simply stolen from other websites. People who don’t make the next pot of coffee. My pet peeve is people who mispell misspell. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting. People Not Cleaning Up Their Dog’s Poop. People

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Posted in Humor, My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: driving, man, TV, woman |

Damned women drivers!

Posted on November 27, 2012 by Chris Cane

The highways of  America can indeed be dangerous places to drive. We’re going at high speeds and it’s easy to become distracted. This morning, I looked over to see a beautiful woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing about 65 mph with her face next to the rear view mirror applying makeup. As I stared at her, somewhat

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: driving, man, Shit It, woman |

The Diaries of Him and Her – Slightly different twist!

Posted on August 26, 2012 by Chris Cane

Her Diary:  Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Our conversation wasn’t flowing,

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Posted in Humor | Tags: driving, His Diary, TV |

The Senior Road Trip! This could be me!

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Chris Cane

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: driving, man, Unstable Senior, woman |

Microsoft and Ford – An unlikely rivalry!

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Chris Cane

Windows vs. Ford – For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer

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Man v Woman – The Oil Change

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Chris Cane

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change:$39.95 Coffee: Complementary TOTAL: $39.95 Oil Change instructions for Men:

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Beer, driving, Oil Change, TOTAL |

The Bottle of Wine

Posted on July 24, 2011 by Chris Cane

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on

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Posted in Humor | Tags: driving, Northern Arizona, woman |

Talking Dog For Sale – Cheap!

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Chris Cane

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice

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Posted in Humor | Tags: CIA, driving |

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