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The Coronation

Posted on September 9, 2022 by Chris Cane

I did write a book a few years ago and it opens with this tale of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II. The book is still available at Amazon and a few other online stores. Even WH Smith in the UK used to have it! I was six years old; the year was 1953 and

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: book, Coronation, dad, england, Patchway, Queen Elizabeth II, television, TV |

Patience is a Virtue that Some Priests Don’t Have.

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Chris Cane

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards . The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards . The man, who was a priest, said, ” I am a Father . .” The little boy replied, “My Daddy

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Doctor, How many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Chris Cane

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER ! These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’, and are things people actually stated in Court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

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Alone in the Motel and a little Horny

Posted on November 13, 2012 by Chris Cane

Last week, Millie checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony –

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A Little Fooking goes a long way!

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Chris Cane

Fucking, a little Town in Austria … Yes, that’s the town’s name, read this.

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Bitte Nicht, book, Fucking Hospital, Fucking Post Office |

Female Sexual Behavior

Posted on June 2, 2012 by Chris Cane

This is a good recount of a day in school for the young Chris Cane. It’s 1960 and I was in Grade Eight. In Canada where I grew up we called it Grade Eight. In the USA where we now live, one says Eighth Grade. Let me set the scene. My mother is the school

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: book, Female Sexual Behavior, Grade Eight, Miss Goodfellow |

The Green Thing!

Posted on April 18, 2012 by Chris Cane

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.”The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not

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Nine things that will probably disappear in your lifetime!

Posted on March 24, 2012 by Chris Cane

An old friend emailed me this list. I was and am unable to find the author’s name. If you know who the writer is then please let me know. Believe it or not, the following 9 Things Will Disappear In Our Lifetime. Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we

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Posted in My Life, Rare Miscellany | Tags: book, DVD, Fed Ex, Music Dies, TV, UPS |

Chatting on a Plane: Is it a good idea?

Posted on June 20, 2011 by Chris Cane

A politician was seated next to a young girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would

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When I am an old woman I shall wear purple.

Posted on November 9, 2010 by Chris Cane

A nostalgic moment! Today I came across an article on Facebook leading to a photo of Queen Elizabeth II wearing purple. As my mom got older she loved a poem that’s called “When I am an old woman I shall wear purple” I am seeing that the Queen is also a lover of purple, I

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