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Home » Humor » Some people will think this is Knot funny.

Some people will think this is Knot funny.

Posted on August 11, 2014 by Chris Cane

HookerSailor-1-68024481Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’

The prostitute replies, ‘Well Norman, ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’ ‘Three knots?’ he asks.’ What’s that supposed to mean?’
She says,

  • You’re knot hard
  • You’re knot in
  • You’re knot getting your money back

 

 


 

In keeping with the terrible puns.

A piece of string walks into a bar.

Bartender says: We don’t serve string here!

String Says: I ain’t no string, I’m a frayed knot.

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Hooker, Prostitute, Sailor |
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