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Home » Humor » Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Chris Cane

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The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.


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Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.


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Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.


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Dogs’ parents never visit.


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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


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You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.


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Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.


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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


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Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”


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If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell ’em.


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When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.


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Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don’t lick ’em.


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Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.


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If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.


And last, but not least:

If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff.

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To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door, and observe who’s happy to see you!

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