The Internet humor piece variously entitled “The L.A. Math Proficiency Test” or “The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam” has been part of online lore since at least 1993, and some of our readers recall having seen photocopied versions of it as far back as the mid-1980s. (Authors Unknown) Answers to the City
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A story told to me by a trusted friend follows. His name was Phil and he told the story in this way. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I
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It was many years ago when I returned home on a Saturday afternoon to see that our neighbor’s home had a scaffold in the driveway with the top of the scaffold just below their living room window. To describe the scene properly, their driveway led to a garage which was below the living room. The scaffold
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As told by a wife! I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a
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Most of our friends know that Cheryl, my first wife, my only wife and now my wife of forty years, and I met on a blind date. Very few know the details of that first evening. We were nineteen; it was August 6, 1966. Roger Pelletier, my best friend at the time and Annabelle Altro, Cheryl’s
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Originally posted to the blog on April 8th 2009 and edited April 7, 2016 to fix some links that had changed. A woman by the name of Jeanette reminded me of my world in 1969 and this blog post. The year is 1969 and I’m on the DEW Line at DYE-MAIN Cape Dyer on
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On the day leading up to the Reds opening day, a woman who is known to her friends as the “Wife of Sam” was murdering a piece of the English language that we all hold so dear. She had the paucity to correct me when I said “It was me.” She said “It was I.”
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Most of you won’t care a hoot about this post because, in all likelihood, you don’t create and manage a WordPress Site. The WP Hosting company, I now use is www.siteground.com and one of the plugins that they suggest to install is one called ‘loginizer‘ (See https://wordpress.org/plugins/loginizer/) if you’re so inclined. Their website is https://www.loginizer.com – I
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Revised: 3/31/2016-You’ll see why towards the end! There were a dozen Z3’s and Z4’s en-route to ZFEST 2011 in Spartanburg SC. This particular convoy had folks from Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. ZFEST (www.zfest.com) is an annual event for owners of BMW Z Series cars. Linda and Jim from somewhere in the Great State of
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My wife Cheryl and I own a small business. It's called AMJO. Our two kids were named Amy and Jody. Maybe you can figure out where the name came from?
As a British born Canadian living in the USA, I’m not sure I agree with this, in some ways I could not fail to disagree with it less. Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined
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It was 2005 and Cheryl and I had owned our Mini Cooper S since early 2003. For a couple of years we had been towing that poor little car behind our motor home and traveling great distances. Cars behind motor homes suffer as they are bomarded with stone chips, mud and other debris kicked up by the
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I received an email from an OLD friend the other day and I thought I’d post it here. I guess by the definition below that I’m older than dirt but I don’t [always] feel that way!
I really have no idea who wrote this but he or she certainly had a great sense of humor and the ability to write well! He said that only the good things happen when you get older and here is his … Colonoscopy Journal:
