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Home » Bastards » My name is CHRISTOPHER not CHRISTOPHE and I’m Pissed Off.

My name is CHRISTOPHER not CHRISTOPHE and I’m Pissed Off.

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Chris Cane

Medicare CardSomethings are not quite right! My name just happens to be Christopher which is one of the two eleven character names in the top 1000 list of names given in the USA in 2013. It was ranked at 26th in that list of 1000.

Now the US Government is denying my right to have that name on my Medicare Card and some files in their database.

Names with over 10 characters are not allowed! The other name issued last year with more than 10 characters was Maximiliano. Christopher is ranked at number 26 and I believe Maximiliano is a little further down the list at 354.

 

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You can find more <here>  and towards the bottom of the page, enter 2013 and 1000.

My Medicare Originally issued two years ago was magically replaced by the card to your right!

<< CLICK ON THE CARD OR HERE FOR A BETTER LOOK! >>

For those that have not noticed, Christophe which rhymes with Pissed Off and that’s what I am. There is a separate page on this site at << CLICK HERE >> that perhaps explains things in more detail.

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I really would like to see your comments and thoughts!

Christopher Cane
Cincinnati, Ohio

Perhaps the folks at the SSA and Medicare should read the Urban Dictionary.

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“Christopher name meaning bearer of Christ.

Christophers are usually handsome, caring, generous, and funny guys. They are very loving and compassionate.

They will sit there and hold you till the sun comes up. They will make you soup when your sick and stand by your side when your going through a tough time. They aren’t afraid to beat anyone up that hurts a loved one or friend. They are very marture. They love fast cars and motorcycles. They hate taking many pictures and hate to smile.

They aren’t looking just to have a fling, they want to fall in love. They make many girls fall in love with them, just by the thoughtful words they say. They aren’t really into Valentines Day, only because they show their love for someone all year long. They love to be adventerous and daring.

They can help anyone in any situation and give some of the best advice. They also make good looking babies. They are just the best type of guys to fall in love with.

I just got some of the best advice ever.
You must of got it from a CHRISTOPHER.”

 

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