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Home » Humor » My Colonoscopy or May I look into it for you?

My Colonoscopy or May I look into it for you?

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Chris Cane

colonoscopyBeing nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

“Don’t worry, at this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection,” the nurse told me.

“I haven’t got an erection,” I replied.

“No, but I have,” replied the nurse.

Don’t get a colonoscopy in San Francisco

WARNING: In an office, you might want to reduce the volume on your speakers.

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WARNING: In an office, you might want to reduce the volume on your speakers.

 

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