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Home » Humor » I thought libraries were supposed to be quiet.

I thought libraries were supposed to be quiet.

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Chris Cane

LibraryA man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly to the man’s table and said:

“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? No Way!”

All the people in the library looked at the woman  in shock. The man whispered in her ear:

“I study law, and I know how to screw people”.

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