A man asked a woman in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
She replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at them; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the woman walked quietly to the man’s table and said:
“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?
The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? No Way!”
All the people in the library looked at the woman in shock. The man whispered in her ear:
“I study law, and I know how to screw people”.