This is a short story!
I did hear a couple of young and pretty, twenty-somethings talking about a tattoo on a boyfriends penis.
Prudence: I’m kinda happy that Rémy found you after we broke up. I’ll never forget Rémy. He’s the only guy I ever slept that had a tattoo on his penis. I recall it said ‘SWAN’ all in capital letters.
Desirée: Wow! I guess that somehow, he now has a new tattoo. Now it says ‘SASKATCHEWAN’