You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.
The photographer raises his camera.
Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together.
You and your new bride stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait.
The photographer gives the signal and you and your bride open your hands toward the sky.
Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity…
Wouldn’t ya just DIE???
And you thought the doves were going to shit, didn’t you?