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Do you think I should change dentists?

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Chris Cane
  1. bagpipesMy neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that….. 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
  2. I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg.”
  3. I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor – she only had $1.20 in her purse.
  4. My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet.
  5. toothWent for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists?
  6. A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.
  7. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You’re obviously not listening. “
  8. The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
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