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Home » Humor » Cyanara Baby aka Hasta La Vista, Baby

Cyanara Baby aka Hasta La Vista, Baby

Posted on July 5, 2014 by Chris Cane

Cyanide A nice, calm and respectable striking woman came into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like to buy some cyanide. ‘

The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’

The woman replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.

That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!’

mandandwomanbedShe reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘You didn’t tell me that you had a prescription.’

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Posted in Humor | Tags: Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Drugs, Pharmacist, Prescription, Sayonara, Sayonara Baby, woman |
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