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Home » Humor » Cincinnati – Parking Lot Scam!

Cincinnati – Parking Lot Scam!

Posted on January 14, 2017 by Chris Cane

windshieldKROGER PARKING LOT SCAM – BEWARE!

DATELINE: Cincinnati Kroger’s Parking Lot (January 13, 2017)

Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Kroger’s supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends!

carwashHere’s how the scam works: Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls, usually, shall we say well endowed, come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start cleaning your windshield, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they’ll say ‘No’ and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Aldi. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen on October 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on November 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.So please warn all the men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Kroger have cheap wallets on sale for $1.99 each but the fancier wallets are about $3.99 and look better!! Happy Shopping!

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