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The Ides of March – Random thoughts!

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Chris Cane
Cartoon by Mark Aguilar

My goal for 2015 was to lose just 50 pounds. Only 60 to go. I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2.

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The absolutely most amazing thing about Spaghetti and Sex!

Posted on March 15, 2016 by Chris Cane

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise

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Posted in Humor, Rare Miscellany | Tags: Italy, man |

Canadians: “BUILD A DAMN FENCE!”

Posted on March 7, 2016 by Chris Cane

The Manitoba Herald Goes Viral The Manitoba Herald was a Canadian newspaper that had a short life. It was published only from January to August of 1877. But, “Google ” Manitoba Herald ” and you’ll find an article, supposedly by one Clive Runnels, about the influx of American liberals to Canada, that has gone viral

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Pure Bullshit, Rare Miscellany, True Stuff | Tags: Clive Runnels, Donald Trump, Manitoba Herald |

Chris Cane – Banned from the West Chester Kroger Store

Posted on March 6, 2016 by Chris Cane

I’m not sure that I liked the Kroger Store in West Chester anyway, but I’m kind of angry that I have been banned from the store. Yesterday I was at my local Kroger to buy some Purina ‘Moist and Meaty’ dog food for Diesel and our three pugs. I have no idea why but the woman

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: Irish Setter, Purina Diet, woman | 3 Comments |

Saving soles and dying or is it dyeing?

Posted on February 21, 2016 by Chris Cane

Today, our kids think about cobblers as perhaps cherry of peach. I tend to think of shoe repair, perhaps it’s my age. The story below ended up in my email inbox the other day and smiling happened. Some of you will remember Klonsky’s Shoe Repair Shop or one like it just down the road from

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Blowing it up your ass.

Posted on February 8, 2016 by Chris Cane

Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit (1750s – 1810s). The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum. The warmth of

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Things are not always as they appear!

Posted on January 11, 2016 by Chris Cane

Perhaps this is why some people don’t fly? A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life | Tags: Flying Blind, Guide Dog, Pilot |

Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

Posted on January 1, 2016 by Chris Cane

The title “Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.” is simply a way for the author to grab your attention and it apparently worked! THOUGHTS FROM A RETIRING MIND I found this timely because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to

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The Life of Ion or “The Effects of Static Electricity on Young Women and their Clothing”

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Chris Cane

. This is a study of negativity and positivity! This post is not to be viewed by those that are offended by images of a sexually, almost explicit images of young women crossing the street. Although the primary mission of this post is to educate and help those who do not understand static electricity, I

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: Camel Toe, Charge, Gwyneth, Static Electricity |

Thank you for your advice and help.

Posted on December 4, 2015 by Chris Cane

As we approach the end of another month – I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, True Stuff | Tags: Al Qaeda, Cling Wrap, driving, Neiman Marcus, Penny Brown, Violin Spider |

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