Are you older than dirt? (I am)
I received an email from an OLD friend the other day and I thought I’d post it here. I guess by the definition below that I’m older than dirt but I don’t [always] feel that way!
Category Archives: Humor
My Colonoscopy Journal
I really have no idea who wrote this but he or she certainly had a great sense of humor and the ability to write well! He said that only the good things happen when you get older and here is his … Colonoscopy Journal:
Cincinnati – Parking Lot Scam!
KROGER PARKING LOT SCAM – BEWARE! DATELINE: Cincinnati Kroger’s Parking Lot (January 13, 2017) Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Kroger’s supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don’t be naive enough to
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The Curtain Rod and the Shrimp Saga.
On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on
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Ask your doctor about Cabernet Sauvignon?
Here are the initial survey questions. Please answer them accurately and honestly. Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon. Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way
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Simple Mathematics
Mathematics: I’m told that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%?
The LA Math Test – Humorously Challenging
The Internet humor piece variously entitled “The L.A. Math Proficiency Test” or “The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam” has been part of online lore since at least 1993, and some of our readers recall having seen photocopied versions of it as far back as the mid-1980s. (Authors Unknown) Answers to the City
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Are you are a betrothed guy? Here’s some useful advice with a moral.
A story told to me by a trusted friend follows. His name was Phil and he told the story in this way. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…
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Are you comfortable? Please comfortable!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I
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That’s Nice
It was many years ago when I returned home on a Saturday afternoon to see that our neighbor’s home had a scaffold in the driveway with the top of the scaffold just below their living room window. To describe the scene properly, their driveway led to a garage which was below the living room. The scaffold
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