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Simple Mathematics

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Chris Cane

Mathematics: I’m told that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

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Posted in Computing, Humor, Might be true!, My Life | Tags: Alphabet, Arithmetic, Math, Teacher |

Under attack – Brute Force Attack and Loginizer

Posted on April 4, 2016 by Chris Cane

Most of you won’t care a hoot about this post because, in all likelihood, you don’t create and manage a WordPress Site. The WP Hosting company, I now use is www.siteground.com and one of the plugins that they suggest to install is one called ‘loginizer‘  (See https://wordpress.org/plugins/loginizer/) if you’re so inclined. Their website is https://www.loginizer.com – I

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Posted in Amjo Related, Computing, My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: loginizer |

Etch a Sketch vs Laptop

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Chris Cane

I can recall about 25-30 years ago when my very computer illiterate boss was handed a laptop by one of the geeks in the IT dept. He would not take it back and told my boss to call the IT manager as he (the geek) was told to leave it. One of my coworkers, did

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Legal Logic or Logical Legality or Is Logic Legal?

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Chris Cane

After having failed his exam, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer,

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My name is CHRISTOPHER not CHRISTOPHE and I’m Pissed Off.

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Chris Cane

Somethings are not quite right! My name just happens to be Christopher which is one of the two eleven character names in the top 1000 list of names given in the USA in 2013. It was ranked at 26th in that list of 1000. Now the US Government is denying my right to have that name

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The Engineers Approach

Posted on October 8, 2013 by Chris Cane

Not that many years ago a class of math students whose majors were in Chemistry, Physics and Engineering were being introduced to the Law of Diminishing Halves in Calculus. Simply stated, they were told that if they approached an object by taking an initial step then a step equal to of one half the remaining

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A Senior Citizen’s View on Modern Technology!

Posted on August 13, 2012 by Chris Cane

Read it all the way through! It’s a good laugh! AND really quite true!! A good laugh for people in the over 50 group !!! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with

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Posted in Computing, Humor, My Life | Tags: GPS, library |

Microsoft and Ford – An unlikely rivalry!

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Chris Cane

Windows vs. Ford – For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer

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iPhone 4 – Battery Replacement – Really Easy NOT!

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Chris Cane

A friend of mine named Ken sent me an email with the story relating his experience saving $63.01. Readers should know that I have been an iPhone user for short periods of time. I keep coming back to Androids. My first iPhone three or four years ago was a disaster, my experience with it caused

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I have a printer problem.

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Chris Cane

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What’s wrong with it? Caller: The Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse!!! Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh really?… I will send a picture See below

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