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Home » Humor » Black Bra & Heels – Three Women, Three Stories, One Joke

Black Bra & Heels – Three Women, Three Stories, One Joke

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Chris Cane

As told by a wife!

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went………

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  • 1 My engaged friend:
  • 2 The mistress:
  • 3 Then I had to share my story:
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lbdMy engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,………..

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(you are going to love this..)

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“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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