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My Colonoscopy Journal

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Chris Cane

I really have no idea who wrote this but he or she certainly had a great sense of humor and the ability to write well! He said that only the good things happen when you get older and here is his … Colonoscopy Journal:

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Posted in Humor, My Life | Tags: ABBA, Andy Sable, Dancing Queen, Find Amelia Earhart, Fire Hose Mode, Hey Doc | 1 Comment |

Cincinnati – Parking Lot Scam!

Posted on January 14, 2017 by Chris Cane

KROGER PARKING LOT SCAM – BEWARE! DATELINE: Cincinnati Kroger’s Parking Lot (January 13, 2017) Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Kroger’s supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don’t be naive enough to

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Clever Criminals Exist Everywhere!

Posted on September 7, 2016 by Chris Cane

Yes I borrowed this from somewhere. I spent a bunch of time looking for the original source of this posting and I failed. It seems that many others before me “borrowed” this list. True or false, I found it enlightening.   LONG – TERM PARKING Some people left their car in the long-term parking at

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Posted in Might be true!, True Stuff | Tags: scams, treachery |

The Curtain Rod and the Shrimp Saga.

Posted on June 27, 2016 by Chris Cane

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.  On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.  On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on

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Over 60? Were you home schooled?

Posted on June 26, 2016 by Chris Cane

Over 60 then you were HOME SCHOOLED. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you

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Simple Mathematics

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Chris Cane

Mathematics: I’m told that this comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

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Posted in Computing, Humor, Might be true!, My Life | Tags: Alphabet, Arithmetic, Math, Teacher |

The LA Math Test – Humorously Challenging

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Chris Cane

The Internet humor piece variously entitled “The L.A. Math Proficiency Test” or “The City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam” has been part of online lore since at least 1993, and some of our readers recall having seen photocopied versions of it as far back as the mid-1980s. (Authors Unknown) Answers to the City

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, Useful Stuff | Tags: LA, Math Test.AK47 |

Are you are a betrothed guy? Here’s some useful advice with a moral.

Posted on May 9, 2016 by Chris Cane

A story told to me by a trusted friend follows. His name was Phil and he told the story in this way. I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, My Life, Useful Stuff | Tags: Condoms |

Are you comfortable? Please comfortable!

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Chris Cane

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I

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Posted in Humor, Might be true!, Pure Bullshit | Tags: Dumb Blonde Jokes |

That’s Nice

Posted on April 30, 2016 by Chris Cane

It was many years ago when I returned home on a Saturday afternoon to see that our neighbor’s home had a scaffold in the driveway with the top of the scaffold just below their living room window. To describe the scene properly, their driveway led to a garage which was below the living room. The scaffold

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