Category Archives: Rare Miscellany

Sometimes two assumptions can get two people in trouble!

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he … Continue reading

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I wish you Enough!

This was sent to me by a friend. I wish you Enough ! Recently I overheard a Father and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged … Continue reading

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Cars behaving squirrely or R.I.P. Rocky

There were a dozen Z3′s and Z4′s en-route to ZFEST 2011 in Spartanburg SC. This particular convoy had folks from Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. ZFEST (www.zfest.com)  is an annual event for owners of BMW Z Series cars. Linda and … Continue reading

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iPhone 4 – Battery Replacement – Really Easy NOT!

A friend of mine named Ken sent me an email with the story relating his experience saving $63.01. Readers should know that I have been an iPhone user for short periods of time. I keep coming back to Androids. My … Continue reading

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The Heterosexual Questionnaire

This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. If you are not openly heterosexual, pass it on to a friend who is. Please try to answer the questions as candidly as possible. Your responses may be held in strict confidence and … Continue reading

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Chatting on a Plane: Is it a good idea?

A politician was seated next to a young girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, … Continue reading

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Taurus Horoscope – What Bull Crap!

Today a friend posted his horror scope on FaceBook and he’s a Taurus just like me. I thought I’d spend a couple of minutes and check my horoscope at more than one website and I learned that I could pick … Continue reading

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Foul language in the work place must stop now!

Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Because of complaints received from some employees who may be easily … Continue reading

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Holiday Eating Tips and Dietary Considerations

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. . Drink as … Continue reading

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Military Words of Wisdom

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” Infantry Journal “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” U.S. Air Force “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic … Continue reading

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