Category Archives: My Life

Options for Holy Insurance

Many years ago in the early nineties before my dad passed away, he was in hospital in Sherbrooke Quebec. He was having some blood flow issues and he had just had an operation on his carotid artery and was slowly … Continue reading

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The Wake Up Call

I’m invincible and nothing can happen to me. I’ve felt that way since I was a teenager. It’s funny how your mind can change after you’ve been in hospital for a week with blood clots in the lungs that probably … Continue reading

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Honda Owner’s Manual (1962)

From a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner’s Manual. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider 1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When a passenger … Continue reading

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Religion is like a penis

I’ll get in trouble with someone for this one. Oh Well! I do get pissed with people who send me emails suggesting I look into their religion. I have my own and you don’t need to know about it! I … Continue reading

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Only in New York

This story contains some X-rated language. If the “F” word offends you then you should skip this chapter. (This is a chapter in my book “Travels with Taffy and Other Tales“ In the early eighties, we headed off to New … Continue reading

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To flip or not to flip? That is the question!

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. A tailgating woman was furious and honked her … Continue reading

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Holiday Eating Tips and Dietary Considerations

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. . Drink as … Continue reading

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My friends visit to her Gynecologist.

I received a note from a lady friend that got me to thinking. I have to admit that her note did make me smile. Her note read: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when … Continue reading

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The Toll Collector

It was a few years ago that the toll on I-90 at Randall Road near St. Charles Illinois was 40 cents. I did not have an iPass, nor an iPhone or iPad at that time. It always angered me that … Continue reading

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Ursula’s Body Rub Parlor

It was in Winnipeg many years ago. I was a bright young salesman for Varian Canada. It was probably 1975 or so before I was promoted to sales manager. A sales manager would never make this mistake. As I recall … Continue reading

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