Category Archives: Humor

Sometimes two assumptions can get two people in trouble!

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he … Continue reading

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Dog on Safari! Tasty Leopard Story!

A wealthy man and his dog were on Safari when one day the dog starts chasing butterflies and gets lost. Wandering about, the dog notices a leopard sprinting towards him, with the intention of having him for lunch. The dog … Continue reading

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Is the Doberman or the Chihuahua a better Seeing Eye Dog?

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for … Continue reading

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Chris Cane – Banned from the West Chester Kroger Store

I’m not sure that I liked the Kroger Store in West Chester anyway, but I’m kind of angry that I have been banned from the store. Yesterday I was at my local Kroger  some Purina ‘Moist and Meaty’ dog food … Continue reading

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Cars behaving squirrely or R.I.P. Rocky

There were a dozen Z3′s and Z4′s en-route to ZFEST 2011 in Spartanburg SC. This particular convoy had folks from Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio. ZFEST (www.zfest.com)  is an annual event for owners of BMW Z Series cars. Linda and … Continue reading

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Lincoln Navigator, Black Lab, Dynamite and Red Necks

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments of $560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It’s mid-winter………….and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on … Continue reading

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The Bottle of Wine

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of … Continue reading

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iPhone 4 – Battery Replacement – Really Easy NOT!

A friend of mine named Ken sent me an email with the story relating his experience saving $63.01. Readers should know that I have been an iPhone user for short periods of time. I keep coming back to Androids. My … Continue reading

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The Heterosexual Questionnaire

This questionnaire is for self-avowed heterosexuals only. If you are not openly heterosexual, pass it on to a friend who is. Please try to answer the questions as candidly as possible. Your responses may be held in strict confidence and … Continue reading

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Chatting on a Plane: Is it a good idea?

A politician was seated next to a young girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, … Continue reading

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