Author Archives: Chris Cane

The best genie in a bottle joke ever!

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, ‘I warned you to … Continue reading

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Ladies Night Out and the Cuckoo Clock

I received this note from a lady friend: The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the … Continue reading

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Religion is like a penis

I’ll get in trouble with someone for this one. Oh Well! I do get pissed with people who send me emails suggesting I look into their religion. I have my own and you don’t need to know about it! I … Continue reading

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Only in New York

This story contains some X-rated language. If the “F” word offends you then you should skip this chapter. (This is a chapter in my book “Travels with Taffy and Other Tales“ In the early eighties, we headed off to New … Continue reading

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To flip or not to flip? That is the question!

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. A tailgating woman was furious and honked her … Continue reading

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Financial Planning Advice

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with … Continue reading

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Sex scene from a romance novel ?

This text is excerpted for your reading pleasure … and he guided me into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was going to do to me, and I … Continue reading

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New Virgin of the Christmas Story

My neighbor recounted her family’s virgin version of the manger scene and told me. She said … Our children were having fun setting up and the hours of joy rearranging all of the items in the manger scene. (It was … Continue reading

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Holiday Eating Tips and Dietary Considerations

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls. . Drink as … Continue reading

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My friends visit to her Gynecologist.

I received a note from a lady friend that got me to thinking. I have to admit that her note did make me smile. Her note read: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when … Continue reading

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