Author Archives: Chris Cane

Chatting on a Plane: Is it a good idea?

A politician was seated next to a young girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, … Continue reading

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Taurus Horoscope – What Bull Crap!

Today a friend posted his horror scope on FaceBook and he’s a Taurus just like me. I thought I’d spend a couple of minutes and check my horoscope at more than one website and I learned that I could pick … Continue reading

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Options for Holy Insurance

Many years ago in the early nineties before my dad passed away, he was in hospital in Sherbrooke Quebec. He was having some blood flow issues and he had just had an operation on his carotid artery and was slowly … Continue reading

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The true story of Easter

This is a tale of three ethnic people who were chatting over lunch one day and the following conversation ensued. Ethnic Person Number One: “I love Easter as it’s the time of the year when we give eggs and small … Continue reading

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The Wake Up Call

I’m invincible and nothing can happen to me. I’ve felt that way since I was a teenager. It’s funny how your mind can change after you’ve been in hospital for a week with blood clots in the lungs that probably … Continue reading

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When Insults Had Class…

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. Some might be fun to memorize and share as appropriate. Enjoy! The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were … Continue reading

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Honda Owner’s Manual (1962)

From a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner’s Manual. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider 1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When a passenger … Continue reading

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Talking Dog For Sale – Cheap!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Man loses penis in auto accident

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I’m glad to see you’ve regained consciousness. You probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. … Continue reading

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Foul language in the work place must stop now!

Dear Employees: It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Because of complaints received from some employees who may be easily … Continue reading

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