Author Archives: Chris Cane

The Senior Road Trip! This could be me!

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Chris Cane

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until … Continue reading →

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The Mistake that Mike Made – Stickers on Windshield

Posted on January 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

It was a while ago when I worked in Canada at Varian Associates. The company controller was a nice enough guy but once in a while he would become a little anal in his approach to enforcing the company rules. … Continue reading →

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The Priest and the Rabbi

Posted on January 6, 2012 by Chris Cane

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, “Pardon me, Rabbi, but is it still a requirement of your faith that you not … Continue reading →

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I am banned from Walmart – Imagine That!

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Chris Cane

Now that I work for myself, I do have more time and Cheryl thinks that I should accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. … Continue reading →

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Microsoft and Ford – An unlikely rivalry!

Posted on December 16, 2011 by Chris Cane

Windows vs. Ford – For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with … Continue reading →

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Mad Cow Disease – An Irish Description

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Chris Cane

There are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some … Continue reading →

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He Loved Claire-Lee more!

Posted on November 27, 2011 by Chris Cane

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was … Continue reading →

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The Age of a Man as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Chris Cane

A friend named Mike, emailed this to me. I don’t know the original source but s/he should be thanked or the giggles. You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house – mowing the lawn, putting … Continue reading →

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Rye Bread and Old Age

Posted on October 31, 2011 by Chris Cane

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year … Continue reading →

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Man v Woman – The Oil Change

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Chris Cane

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly … Continue reading →

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