Let me see if I got this right.
- If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
- If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
- If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you are shot.
- If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
- If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
- If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
- If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
- If you cross the USA border illegally you get
- a job,
- a drivers license,
- social insurance card,
- welfare,
- food vouchers,
- subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
- free education,
- free health care,
- a lobbyist in washington
- millions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
- the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect
- and, in some instances, you can vote.
I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation
