I was at a shopping mall with my dad many years ago.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was staring at a teenager sitting near us. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring. It was becoming a little embarassing. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eye…
“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.
